aku abang yang zalim...sori mee

dalam gambar nih adek aku umur 3 taon cam tuh. skunk dah 15 taon. kat SBP Sains Pokok Sena

sori. aku terlupe nak post khas untuk adek aku nyer bufday. dah r buday die 23 april ari tuh. haha. xpe die sok kat asrama. payah gak aku nk wish.

-heppi bufday mee-

-HEPPY BUFDAY MEE-

_HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MUHAMMAD HILMI BIN HASAN_

HAFIDZ AKA ROONEY SEORANG PEMALU(?). x. AKU SERIUS LAR.

pot pet...ape aku merepek nih????

Bbrpe hari atau minggu yang lalu, aku telah menahan perasaan malu aku secara mendadak. haha. mane x nyer, aku kene story telling. aku ade video die. tapi serius segan aku nak upload. aku tengok pon aku rse bukan aku yg menyampaikan story telling uh. aku bese r. bukan pandai bercakap pon. so, aku gune sound effect gune speaker super duper power aku neh. secare coolnyer, aku rase aku berjaye hari tuh. at least, beyond my expectation r. aku expect aku kaku terusnakmatikatsitujadikayutongkolkeapeke. huh. at least ok? hint: sound effects is taken from the game of THE GOD OF WAR. haha. nih aku letak summary citer aku. aku buat alaw epik nyer citer r. serius kejam.

The Crystal Mountain Summary

By: Muhammad Hafidz Bin Hasan aka rooney

Once upon a time, back to thousand years ago, there is a country. Ruled by a famous king which has 3 princes. One of the princes is Prince Ivan. One day, Prince Ivan and his brothers want to go out after long time they hadn’t went out. Their father gave them the permission. Then, Prince Ivan went out with his two brothers. They then separated themselves with their own ways. Prince Ivan with his own way. He went deep into green jungle, where dangers and challenges awaited him like the dungeon of death. A brave man shouldn’t be afraid. He walked into the jungle until he got lost. Suddenly, he saw a dead horse. Laid on the ground surrounded by animals. The place looked very crowded. Then a falcon flew onto Prince Ivan left hand. The falcon then asked Prince Ivan help to solve the problem. The problem which the animals had is how to divide the dead horse equally among the animals. So, Prince Ivan, smartly, put on his brilliant effort to solve the problem in such an easy way. Though the problem since 30 years back, the animals been quarrelling until now, Prince Ivan only took few hours to solve the problem. The meat he gave to the birds, the head he gave to the ants, the bone he gave to beasts and finally the skin, he gave to the reptiles. Then, to repay Prince Ivan kindness, the falcon, gave him a superpower, which Prince Ivan can evolve himself to a bright falcon and also an ant. Prince Ivan didn’t believe that. He then tried to evolve himself to a bright falcon. He was astonished then he flew away to another country which mostly covered by crystal mountain. He saw a crystal palace. Beautiful and shining brightly like a star in the dark sky of night. He flew into the crystal palace. He, before that evolved into a normal human back. He faced the King of the Crystal Country. And he promoted the King as he wanted to serve for the King. After 3 weeks, the King’s princess, Princess Anna, asked her father permission to go out with Prince Ivan. Her father gave her the permission. She was totally glad. Then, they went out to a park. Suddenly Prince Ivan saw a golden goat. Beautiful and rarely seen by him. Then, he chased the golden goat. Far and far away, leaving the princess behind. Unfortunately, the golden goat suddenly disappeared. He was very disappointed. Then, he searched for the princess. Unlucky. The Princess had gone. He was shocked and panicked. He cried lonely. Blaming himself which in misery. What is he going to do if he returned to the palace? Then, he got an idea. He went back to the palace, asked the King to accept him as a herdsman. The King didn’t know that it is Prince Ivan. Thus, the King asked him; if three-headed dragon comes, give him 3 cows; if sic-headed dragon comes, give him 6 cows; if twelve-headed dragon comes, give him 12 cows. Prince Ivan understood that order. Then, the next day, he went to a big green mountain, near the crystal mountain. Wind blew harshly, suddenly. It was three-headed dragon. The dragon asked for three cows, as usual. Prince Ivan insisted. He didn’t give any of the cows. The dragon got mad, and both fought. Prince Ivan evolved to a bright falcon, and then cut the dragon’s heads. Died without dignity. He then returned to the palace. Informed the king about the news. The King blinked his blue eyes. Disbelief. The same thing happened to the six-headed dragon in the next day. Then, prince Ivan walked into the crystal mountain. He evolved into an ant. Walking silently along the cracked ice. Cold and mysterious. Then, he saw Princess Anna. He was glad and sighed in relief. Prince Anna was trapped in that place. She couldn’t get out. Then, princess informed him that she was taken by twelve-headed dragon into that place. To release her, Prince Ivan must seek the dragon and kill the dragon because there was a special thing that must be taken from the dragon. Princess Anna said on the left side of dragon, there is a coffer; in the coffer, there is a hare; in the hare, there is a seed; by that seed, the crystal mountain can be destroyed. As her wished. Prince Ivan then walked out of the mountain. Then he evolved into the herdsman. A fate. He suddenly met the twelve-headed dragon. As usual, the dragon asked for the cows to be eaten. Similar. Prince Ivan didn’t do as the dragon demanded. Then, a big yet powerful battle happened. Prince Ivan cut twelve head of the dragon. Win and glory embraced Prince Ivan eyes. Satisfaction. The crystal mountain destroyed tragically. Then, in return for saving the King’s daughter, Princess Anna married with Prince Ivan. And they live, happily until the end of life.


-THANK YOU-

MISS PENNY

dalam semak ada semak..dalam semak ade samun(?)

-ok, semak= omwork-

-samun=palaotak-

sibuk. mmg sibuk. smue mnde nak sibuk. presentation tu lah. ni lah. penat tau ak????. ko igt aku machine ke ah?. ok stop. cam cakap ngan dinding. post kali nih aku nak citer pasal pengurusan mase yang berkesan lagi effektif. ok. nih aku nyer aturcara satu hari.

bangun pagi

-bangun awal2. pastu study keje russia. bukak kamus. bace pekataan blajar smlm

sampai kelas

-bukak komputer tengok notes. klu bosan maen need for speed. ok. tp time week skunk nih, aku bukak nota and copied refrence daripade internet. pastu hafal. pastu suruh budak pmpuan dapan meje aku beli makan kat aku.*aku bagi duit lar*. save masa. pmpuan xpe r. 24/7 terperuk kat asrama. so byk r mse nk study.

mase pensyarah

-fokus. klu fokus sgt2 kunk tertido. so, memaen sket. and klu ade chance baek nyer, aku nak tido. sbb nak cover kepenatan satu hari. pastu curi2 study psal presentation.*so xde lar aku tido sgt2 kan?*

mase rehat

-makan makanan yg dibeli olehj budak pmpuan uh. so xyah turn. save mase skali lagi. pastu turun smyg zuhur. and bfore turun study presentation lagi.

mase pensyarah (petang)

-waktu paling digeruni aku yakni smue umat manusia but especially aku.*macam keling*. aku mule melihat whiteboard jadi due. so aku pun ding dong. tdo kejap. tp sjak kblkgn nih, alhamdulillah smakin kurang sbb byk assignment.

waktu balik (dalam bas)

-masok je dalam bas. aku rileks kejap. sedut bau aircon bas. pastu buku bce lagi skali psl presentation uh

waktu petang

-kaki aku menggeletar. penat. so, aku balik landing dlm stgh jam, pastu aku bangun and trus buat keje presentation.

-klu tepu sgt stressed. aku turun maen badminton

waktu malam

-buat keje2 russian language dulu. pastu buat keje yg wajib laen

-ym can't be avoided. klu x, aku lagi nak tdo.

-aku cari maklumat

-practice presentation

-bukak blog

lewat malam

-slalunyer ym lagi

-bukak blog gak.

-ape lagi..tido r...

so..ngan ini aku sertakan album LUMIX aku. haha.

*penerbangan air asia yang smart. SMASH!!!*DI DEWAN INTEC*

dari kiri: sahli, sidol, sin chan, ucop kuchalana pastu khai. bertempat di pudu. inilah kawan2 yang baik.

fuuh. slamat x kantoi ngan polis time on da way nak g klcc. empat org kat belakang kete. ym mmndu is ucop. bayangkan pack nyer tin sardin proton wira ini. haha.

Wassalam.

presentation yang pending:

russian history

law and medical ethics

syariah islamiah

azie!! ko nyer lagu yg ko bagi uh MAKSOD MACAM &^%$&*^%!!!!!

HEH.
aku ade lar dgr lagu yang kawan aku kate cam best.
so aku pun dengar.
sedap. sampai ade member aku pun ske lagu nih. music die serius sdap.
ni lagu die
hrm..korang msti layan die nyer music.
tapi aku ttibe terdetik nak tau maksod die.
and...

ni die maksud die..

BasshunterBoten Anna (English Version) Lyrics:I know a bot,her name is Anna,
Anna is her nameAnd she can ban,
ban you so hardShe cleans up in our channelI wanna tell you
, that I know a BotI know a bot
,her name is Anna,
Anna is her nameAnd she can ban,
ban you so hardShe cleans up in our channelI wanna tell you,
that I know a Bot
That always watches everyone here
And makes us out of trouble
There is no
Take-over that succeeds
Remember that it's I who know this Bot
The bot that no one else can beat
she kicks when she wants toshe kicks all of the spammers
Yes, nothing can beat our Bot
Ready for take off)
(Are you ready?)
And then came the day I didn't think was real
The channel was out of controlI never thought
I would be so wrong
When Anna said to me"I'm not a Bot,I'm a really beautiful girl
"Which is, unluckily, now very strange to meBut nothing needs to be explained
*Because in my eyes, you will always be a bot*Her name is Anna, Anna is her nameAnd she can ban, ban you so hard
She cleans up in our channel
I wanna tell you, that I know a Bot
That always watches everyone here
And makes us out of trouble
There is no Take-over that succeedsRemember that it's
I who know this Bot
The Bot that no one else can beat
And she kicks even if she shouldn't
She gets rid of everyone that "spams"
Yes, nothing can beat our Bot.

p/s blog aku memang LAWA SKUNK..hahahhahhahahahhaha

wassalam

manusia laksana sardin...ye, cam dalam tin sardin..

aku malas nak explain pasal mende nih. korang tengok r gambar ngan gajet nih. haha.

*xde mood sbb letih berjalan satu hari*

*tetibe ade mood*

okey. aku citer. xde lar. dari semalam lagi aku nk pegi ke klcc. nak shopping lar konon. tapi xde banyak sangat. aku nak beli camera jer. yang paling murah dan ok. so jumpe lar aku camera penasonic. kat situ dah r buat aku sesak nafas. memang dasar KL. sesak nak mati. macam LUMPUR. padan lar dapat kuala lumpur. haha. kene berhimpit. aku worry kat aku nyer purse jer. kot kene ngan pick pocket ke. haduh. mau KO aku. tapi lepas pusing ntah berape hall ntah, mmg kaki aku naek lenguh. aduh. tu x ronda lagi suria klcc. aku nak beli kejap jer. lepas2 beli2 kat situ. baru aku belah.

shopping xde lar banyak cam aku impikan. thanx sebab ade org igtkan aku. so, aku control lar sket. aku kene saving sangat2. haha. walaupun saving tuh xde dalam dictionary hidup aku, at least aku cube lar. AKU CUBE LAR. haha.

k r. banyak omwork aku.

p/s:

*aku heran. aku rase banyak omwork. tapi xtau nak uat ape. heran. memang heran.*


wassalam.

antara kemurahan dan mahal..AKU PILIH MURAH DAN AGAK OK...

okey. sebelom tuh. aku nk gtau aku nyer camera yg cambest tp x cute r. ni die. panasonic lz8. okey lar untuk aku tangkap gambar ke ape ke. nak beli mahal, rase cam merugikan giler2. aduh.

-ahah-

description:

leh zoom 5x, megapixel 8.1, ade face recognition system yg dikenali sbgai AI...tu jer..and harga agag murah klu nak compare ngan yg laen.

"ko neh kuat ke tido ke ah???"

......

-.-'

---ape salah aku kalau aku nak tido ah???---

-tu salah kau lar sbb bagi aku tido ok??-

jap. aku mengaku mmg aku ske tido jer sjk keblkngn nih kat intec time kat dlm kelas. heh. kau tau ke sbb ape aku ske tido ah? tuh smue slah korang lar(classmates kat intec..haha)... *hah apsal? x nak mengaku salah?* ceh. aku plak nak salahkan org. yg tido tuh aku.

okey. mule2 mmg aku kaki tido lewat. maybe tu salah satu faktor lar. tapi kalau nak ikot aku nyer kitaran biologi, kalau aku tidor awal ke lewat ke, effect die same gak. AKU AKAN BANGUN AROUND 6.30-7.30 am. so logik lar kan?. or mungkin sebab cam aku cakap tadi lar. SEBAB KORANG LAR..haha. xde lar, actually minggu ni kan minggu yang teramat sibuk. presentation, quiz, lakonan cam org giler tuh, aka story telling. aduh, penat dowh. dah kalu aku penat, and aku jenis yang wake up waktu malam, so logik lar aku tido time waktu siang. nak nak lagi waktu lecturer mengajar. teramatlah bosan. bukan ape, certain ajar best, cakap pon best, tapi yang aku tapaham, kenapa aku tido gak?.

-okey, tutup buku untuk bebudak intec *incase kalau terbaca lar*-

dengan ini diUMUMkan bahawa

Muhammad Hafidz Bin Hasan

aka ROONEY

telah mendapat DUIT SCHOLARSHIP RM2580 *approximately*

*and dia skunk xtau nak beli ape*

ni lar first time aku ade duit sebegini banyak. banyak gila dowh. cam nak beli barang. tapi rase2 cam merugikan aku pulak. aduh. pening guer. esok(sabtu) ade pc fair kat KLCC. dah sure aku akan pegi punyer. tapi aku x rase aku nak beli barang elektronik nih. bukan jiwa aku lar. aku cam nak beli2 baju jer kat I Setan tuh. x pon aku naik monorel (aku xtau ape istilah die..tapi yang macam train tu lar), aku nak g midvalley, cam banyak baju jer kat situ. aku plak cam ketandusan baju jer kat sini. baju aku banyak aku pass kat adik laki aku dah. so, aku kene ade yang baru. yang paling penting seluar baru. aku serius x pnah cukup seluar. sbb asal aku kuar nak shopping jer, aku mesti beli baju, sbb lagi MURAH dari seluar. logik lar kan. tapi, dalam satu sudut corner kepale otak aku, aku cam nak beli racquet jer. haha. aku nak racket baru lar.

-kejap nak kire-

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1010101010101

-DAH!-

-bujet yang aku leh blnje untuk bulan nih jer pon dlm RM800-

so aku kene deduct RM200 sbb nak gune beli buku2 and duit kelas and dobi and makan

-jap-

*tinggal rm600*

=cukup ke?=

payah gak r kalau ade duit banyak. ade kuase, tp tu r. RAMBANG MATE. cis betol. dulu time aku xde duit, ade jer barang aku nak beli. skunk, kalau aku nak beli, ade jer barang laen nak interfere ape yang aku nak beli. xpon aku nak beli camera. aku cam perlu gak ngan gajet nih.

anyway, tu masalah aku. kepada AZIE, NIKKI and BULL, gudluck tau interview kali nih. haha. aku dah terselamat. tapi RUSSIA bukan tempat yang se-BEST yang disangke lar. aku dapat rasekan. and tO LEE jugak, nti GUDLUCK GAK TAU! petronas diorang kate lagi violent sebab compete giler2 lar kalau nak dapat. tapi, nti amek geology? cam x caye jer. kalau nti dpt, saket lar, sebab keje geology serius kene tough. travel 24 hours and panjat sane sini cam monyet. *research balik*. hah. betol lah tuh. tapi, duit duit die, MASYA ALLAH. xyah cakap. sendiri mau tau. andyway GUDLUCK LAR. and kepade sesiape yang terlibat ngan aku nyer cooperation surat sokongan tuh, sile cepat email kat aku OK?

p/s korang sedar tak, dalam paragraph ketige dan kebawah, aku menulis dengan pekataan yang penuh, bukan cam dalam bahase SMS dh? perasan x? *agak penoh lar*

wassalam.

jap, aku nak include gambar best nih.

okey, memang best kalau aku tido, so, dari dulu lagi aku suke tido,

no wonder lar skunk, apakah mengambil medic x mmberi kesempatan kepada

seseorang untuk tido dalam kelas???

entry 'a confession of blogaholic'...& a beautiful bufday...

memang lme giler aku x mmblogging diri aku. bukan ape dowh. mggu nih sebuk gler. bufday aku pon cam xrse sgt2 best die. tp nnti r aku citer pasal bufday aku. *terharu*. okey. xnak emosional. *apsal aku slalu nk emosional mcm pmpuan ah sjak kblkgn nih??*. aku mmg xtahan nak blogging. tapi xde lar macam aku xtahan klu xmaen badminton sehari. yg tuh, aku lagi ketagih. jangan pertikai okey?.

mmg tlah sedia dktahui, aku berseronok kat lagkawi uh, dgn kepale botak aku uh *see azie..aku ade rmbut byk lagi lar..n skunk die smkin pnjang..hahha*. best mmg best. aku g langkawi. n paling best aku dpt.....

-NAIK FLIGHT AIRASIA-

-NAIK FLIGHT AIRASIA-
-NAIK FLIGHT AIRASIA-

korang ape tau ape erti leh naek flight..smue loaded an?

haha.

seumur hidup aku xpnah naek flight KECUALI time aku umur 5 taon uh. sekali jer aku pnah naek. korang bygkan je lar, klu aku naek time lime taon, mcam aku rse jer NIKMAT nyer naek flight uh. oh terima kaseh AFIAH sbb promote kan flight kat aku. serius neuron aku xkan lupa. tapi an, naek flight uh bpk laju gler nak mati. tapi ade gak r part yg xbest. aku kne naek waktu malam. malang x malang? aku xleh r nmpk keindhn kuala lumpur yg smmgnye terkenal ngan ke'compact'an die uh....tp at leats aku leh nmpk klcc waktu malam. bersyukur.

smpai2 aku kt langakwi, ape lagi pikir makan r dulu. okey. act budk pmpuan yg start pikir makan. aku agak kenyang r time tuh. tapi xpe, chicken chop aku bantai kat JAiI CAFE. haha. blah2 smpi kat maktab. dgn harapan leh tumpnag tido kat asrama, aku x dpt. aku cbe ceroboh, luckily, aku dpt twrn dr HEP kesayanganku, TIDO KAT SICKBAY. heh. korang igt ape ah. sickbay skunk ade aircon dowh. gler maju. smue mnde maju time kiter xde. xadel dan x aci.

pastu degn pnoh bgge nyer aku pon ltak r brg kat dlm sickbay. dh r x smyg g time uh. so, aku g jalan2 kat kelas 509 aku dulu. tengok apemende yg dh jadi. BERUBAH SIOT. tp ntah. aku masok2, rse macam aku dh pnah masuk smlm. aku cm familiar gler ngan kelas. then aku g r surau nk smyg.

esok nyer lar yg paling au tunggu. aku nk tgk mmber2 kelas aku. aku xnk tengok yg len. lntak r korang nk cakap ape. n also wif my blogging mmber. haha. farah, ko jgn kecik hati plak. aku serius miss 509 lagi dr other batch uninety. that's why aku cam buat hal sndiri jer tiem hari uh. aku dh r g faez, which aku sgt2 x 'ngam' ngan die. ni aku nk lpas geram nih. ko leh cakap xske aku, tapi jgn cakap xske kelas aku !!! faham ak???? *harap2 die tengok*....dh r x malu cilok esei budak kelas aku gak...)*&^87^^*&!!!!!!!...amek kau!! hahaha....dah malas aku cakap. aku kne sabar jer ngan spesies nih. okey, malam sblom tido uh, aku g r asrama laki2. and aku maen BADMINTON kat dtran tgh2 asrama uh, which aku declare sbgai gelanggang aku. agak lme aku maen. n time uh, smue org usha plek. ye r kan super senior la ktekan.

hari anugerah uh, cam bosan sgt2. ye r. aku cam xde geng sgt kat situ. mne ade khai. joe, trump, badar. xde nyer. so, agak kureng lar. and ade lagi sorang x ade. aduh. cam xbest gak r. tp leh tgok khaddy *dh r dok dpan aku*, pon okey r. n aku musykil azie tgkp gmbar aku scre snyap2 ke x time aku tgh dgr bebelan pemberi ucapan uh. tapi, lagi keceakan aku, aku X DAPAT DUIT LAR. kecewa, remuk hati guer. X BALIK MODAL LAR....AKU BAYAR RM180 KAT AIRASIA, AKU BALIK NGAN HABUK???????...*dush kat tony fernandez*..eh silap *dush kat Mahzan*..hahha...durhaka betul..tp xpe lar, hadiah tuh pon kire brmkne lar.

n abeh jer anugerah uh, aku nk jmpe2 kawan. bapak aku bagi leave r, nak enjoy ngan kawan2. tapi byk cam nk enjoy ngan class mate aku jer. tp tu r, cam xde chance jer. abeh2 uh aku tgkp gmbar ngan mmber2 aku. yg len ade dh balek ngan parents. aduh, sbb nk kne rushing ngan wktu flight ke apemndentah. yg pasti aku nyer flight 11.55 malam. xpe. jnji flight kire best r. dlm gmbar uh, ade lar azie n khaddy. mne satu? hnya yg knal jer tau.

n derang ade lar bagi hadiah kat aku, sweater (xpon mnde laen..winter coat??)..jnji mnde tuh lar. pergh. aku x expect pon nk bagi hadiah.thanx sgt2 lar woi. aku jge leklok barang uh ok. stkat ckp bufday aku siap2 aku mmg dh agak lar. n TERIMA KASEH KEPADA SMUE KWAN2 YG GREET AKU.

sbb smpai lmbat sgt2 smpai kat kl, dlam pukul 1.40 cam tu r, aku pun dipkse g tido kat umah sri dayana. hrm. cool. sbb aku leh dgr ayah die cakap indon. smart gler dowh. cam ferdi dalam bawang putih bwg merah uh. haha.

hari tuh smpi2 jer kat intec , aku terus buat kerje. amat cipeleot b iler housemate aku pon xtau bufday aku. sugguh cheese(another version of CIS). cheese sungguh. xpe2, at least ade gak mmber aku laen yg igt. tp ade lar suprise time bufday aku yg aku xsngke2. cam x jangke gler2 r. tp apsal aku blur time uh? sptutnye aku bwk minum ke ape ke...blnje aiskrim ker...ye r, dh dtg jaoh2. tp sdap lar mnde uh. cme sket sgt2 jer. aku kne lar kongsi ngn kawan2 aku. bru jadi house mate yg baek dong. hipokrit btol.

p/s ade gak dpt cake, sdap gak, thanx au Fats..and X..and also...A..and sri dyana and afifa sbb bgi aiskrim..

ntah..tpi ni lar first time aku rse bufday aku cam meaningful day, sungguhpun aku dihujani nagn assignment yg gler2 bayak.

kat bawah nih ade lar, gmbar2 aku time kat langkawi....

tiga orang makhluk di dewan..hahha

bye2 langkawi...

p/s dengar citer langakwi nk buat lagi bulan 9 nih kot..maybe lar..tp yg nih akan dpt duit lar...klu xsilap skali ngan budak straight A's kot...mnurut pak hashim lar...Inysa-Allah...

wassalam.